Chokade Svenskjävlar! (Choced Swedish Bastards)

This was the first flavor tried in the advent calendar I purchased as a sampler pack, wanted to try a bunch of their flavors at once without buying too much.

Opened it and tried the Chokade Svenskjavlar! first - no clue what it means, but I think it translated into poo-shaped-chocolate-covered-salt-evil.

Festive.

Popped it in my mouth and immediately tasted sound, heard colors, and saw smells. I did rapidly and violently remove it from my body but the damage was done. My mouth burned for hours while I reconsidered every decision that led me here.

I'm fairly sure the salt dose was calibrated to leave one survivor to write the review. If you go back for seconds, please update your will.

This is not for the weak. Five stars, one for every year I lost off of my life for attempting this.

The next one that will be tried: Ass Blazter 5 - that sounds like it'll be fun. Will report back if I make it.

Wow that's incredible, love this stuff.
I'll be back for more...

They remind me of the original Fisherman's Friend cough drops. Too salty. There are people who would like it. It's not for me.

Way too salty for me that it was very very unpleasant to eat. asked a friend to try and they thought it was too salty. It took over all the other flavors.....i wouldn't buy these again. on a positive note love the packaging. kept the jar threw away the sweets.

As a lover of salty licorice, this is their standout candy. The intensity of the salmiak is shocking at first but the smooth chocolate flavor provides the perfect balance. One or two of these go great with a strong coffee